gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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