Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
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she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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