He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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