Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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