What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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