Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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