Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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