If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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