FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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