Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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