Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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