YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
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Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
The ass gains better be worth it
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