I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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