he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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