Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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