watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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