YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
there's paper in my vomit.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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