The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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