And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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