You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
