"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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