South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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