don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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