ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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