Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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