At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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