Bisexual people are plain selfish.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
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If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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