I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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