Your tits are I can't wait for
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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