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I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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