I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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