It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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