I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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