2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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