Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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