I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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