Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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