At least make sure they are 18
Why
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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