If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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