he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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