I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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