So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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