Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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