Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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