We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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