dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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