don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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