I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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