I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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