Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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