hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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